- girl in my class: why is trigonometry so hard?
- me: cos
don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a fat, ugly, anti-social, internet addicted freak like me
- 17 year old Ed Sheeran : you never loved your stomach or your thighs. the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine but i'll love them endlessly
- 17 year old boys around me : ayo shawty whats poppin wanna ride on mah dick
i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot
- person: do you have a boyfriend
- me: are you making fun of me